Replying to @nikilustig
@nikilustig no worries. Would probably be a huge logistical pain to sort that out in time anyway.
September 2013
@Janis_McCulloch Rabbit :)
Just completed a 0.50 km run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a3vpa1q #RunKeeper
Huh, for the first time since the crash in April, my remaining 1BTC is worth more in USD than I bought it for. Not that that matters.
Retweeted @jack
Noted.
"Having your attention in the past or future is akin to having left your most powerful weapon in your other pants." buff.ly/17xlLcy
Retweeted @Maleidoscope
Best spot: grassy area in the front so you can dance. 2nd best spot: very back of bleachers for the same reason #mraz htt…
Pier 14, SF. Spinny chair. Tried many times, to loop it perfectly, but was starting to feel sick. vine.co/v/h5DKmvbBH9u
Retweeted @NightValeRadio
On this day in history: people related to you whose names you do not know performed actions that were never recorded.
Reminiscing, for some reason, about the days when I only had 10 googletalk contacts and they were all people I wanted to talk to. #nostalgia
Oh, the mysterious process that is art. [Collaborating with a 4-year Old | the busy mockingbird] buff.ly/1e9JioY
Retweeted @Wendy_RM
@shanley @juliepagano @ashedryden Linguistic habits are harder to break than our politics. & more susceptible to intuitive pe…
Retweeted @kendallalmerico
Yesterday, a bird pooped on my car so I ate a plate of scrambled eggs outside just to show them all what I'm capable of
Context is so powerful. In the same way that constraints help art flourish, constraints can help connection flourish. buff.ly/1ecGirK
How does anyone use a mac for development? Window mgmt, kbd shortcuts... So scattered! Ok fine, I like Cmd+V for paste in terminal, but...
@Malcolm_McC inorite? And like, have two monitors? The menu bar is on the wrong one half the time, plus fullscreen => other screen empty.
@Malcolm_McC Huh, if I reply to myself I get the new lines connecting the tweets. The new >140characters?
@asraimun Are you famous yet? How many times does that sort of thing have to happen before you're officially famous?
@divijrajkumar I don't want Windows-like. I want AwesomeWindowManager-like. AWM lives up to its name so hard.
@divijrajkumar Yeah. Hard to explain. Just super powerful and super simple. OS X after AWM feels like a pocketful of cutlery post-jackknife.
@divijrajkumar Whoa wait, whataya mean "fixed" with Mavericks? I'm like "K I'll go get Mavericks" but it's not out yet. #Ridiculousness
@divijrajkumar It's just baffling to me that dual-monitor support is only getting added now. And of course Apple makes it sound novel...
Replying to @hydar
.@hydar In theory, things work the same in practice as they do in theory. In practice, they don't.
"What's the point in a dinosaur?" - @chung "It's like a horse, but better." - @nimalan "Sheep are best." -@aolariu
Seeing your starsign tells me we're not compatible. Like, whatever it is, if you feel like it's important to tell me, we're not compatible.
Retweeted @aymannadeem
was slurping my daal and it made a cool noise so I started beatboxin with it till the 'rents killed my vibe. #phased
@aymannadeem That is basically the story of my life.
"Anyway," I went on... "Wait! I don't trust you to get less interesting," she said, "...and I need to go to bed! So goodnight, for now!"
.@mmasnick Note, crucially, that @dickc's tweet didn't contain a "$", let alone "$$$".
Retweeted @glitchr_
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#mysexlifeinmovietitles Err... Pay It Forward?
Q: what's the sound of one-handed clapping alone in the woods where nobody can hear it?
#TwitterGrant @FutureShop I'm pretty sure giftcards are near the door, so I'd just dump them into my cart and check out. #iwishformorewishes
Retweeted @everyword
technology
Go go gadget caffeine nap!
That is serious eyebrow talent. RT @rus via @ckb: "Do the right thing and retweet this vine.co/v/hMHIPbn7OWt "
Retweeted @katienotopoulos
As a woman, I wonder, can I ever find the right twerk/life balance?
Retweeted @NeinQuarterly
Thus drunk-texted Zarathustra.
I decided today to give up imgur. If I woke up with a TV-watching habit, it'd be gone immediately. Imgur isn't that different from TV.
@Janis_McCulloch would this be 4u? @skillshare class: Learn to develop an awesome advertising portfolio & land a job! skl.sh/1ay7OB9
From a spam comment in my blog moderation queue: "There are a lot of varieties of melons, which consist the fourth category of food." #wat
Retweeted @mirceap
Retweeted @wilshipley
@caseyjohnston @ejacqui @blam @anildash This is the best Twitter convo in the history of ever and I’ve never even heard of …
Retweeted @alexandergold
We can't change what happened on 9/11, but we can change how we treat each other. One small act of kindness can make all…
One of the best sun-rays images I've ever seen. instagram.com/p/eFgpEWpgn_/ #beautiful
Retweeted @sfbeta
That moment when you arrive at your laptop with a stern sense of purposeful taskfulness, open the screen, and instinctively go …
Retweeted @twitter
We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not constitute an offer of any securities …
Retweeted @BillB
Our code review tool shows deleted code in red and added code in green. Really, it should be the other way around.
Initially baffled: Voyager1 became interstellar "today"? Exactly? Nope, apparently in 2012 but we just found out now. cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-5…
Retweeted @slatestarcodex
A bad workman blames his tools, but so does a good workman with bad tools.
I'm sure there's an artsy title for this, but I have no clue what it is... vine.co/v/hnzXiglzO5V
Doing things is hard.
mind ALL the bees! (@bmndr)
Retweeted @pandemona
In 257 years Voyager will meet Captain Kirk and Commander Spock. “@Quora: @RobertFrost01 answers: quora.com/Solar-System/N…”
@felspahr Check your inbox! :)
I grinned at that. RT @mmccauley "Pretty sure this is the best saying I've read on a cup! So awesome :). instagram.com/p/eNtApvE8jK/"
@Regcarolmoore Maybe your daughter doesn't have a well-calibrated sense of how offensive 10 would be...
I'm trying to imagine multiplayer. MT @michaellitt: Say bye to 30mins+: SUPERHOT FPS (time moves only when you do) buff.ly/17xfrDd
Man, you know there's something in the workahol when a fire alarm finally kicks you out at 10pm on a Friday.
@esten I'm now never trusting you to cook anything :P
Hume, v. To be human. "Oh look at all of those humans over there, huming." "Would you like to hume with me?"
What's weird about IKEA is having the exact same item of furniture around the world. Architecture's still regional, but interior design...
Retweeted @teresaeg
Wow, Robot Turtles Kickstarter is over a quarter mil - there are going to be lots of little programmers having fun! http://t.…
"Any unit system that involves the unit 'slugs,' deserves to die"
#DreamFragments: going to put my pants on and noticing that my belt buckle was gone. I just had a strip of leather.
When I spot a glaring inaccuracy, I start doubting the source, because I might miss others due to domain ignorance i.imgur.com/MKjkKJ9.jpg
Retweeted @codinghorror
I sometimes encourage people to learn certain websites because I think our kids will be using those websites. It's my hig…
Retweeted @BenjaminCoe
Oh, you're still working with Big Data? We've moved on to Huge Data.
I first joined Twitter in 2009 to interact with the revolution. News: Iranian restrictions on FB & Twitter seem gone! vrge.co/1eHXUia
Retweeted @22_Minutes
NDP to hold virtual daily question period on Twitter. Tories will also hold virtual QP by not answering their Emails.
#SkillsToLearn, inspired by #DonJon: Walking up to a girl in a club, giving her the eyes, and suddenly the song changes to my jam.
I really enjoyed how #DonJon showed the rhythms of daytoday and weektoweek life. And yet creatures of habit can still change their behavior.
Market Street and Powell BART station seem to be in a competition over who can be windier. #TeamMarket
Retweeted @ozymandias314
#lifehack make enemies who don't share your values so their insults don't hurt.
"You can't negotiate effectively on your own behalf for healthcare services, because you NEED them" —@realjohngreen youtube.com/watch?v=qSjGou…
"It's not about the drugs. It's about the social environment in which we live." As always, context is so key. buff.ly/1ekoFbc
Retweeted @angadsg
“What day is it?” “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh. tmblr.co/Zz6ZKyv3jVSF
Answer the question, “What is the right decision?” and THEN “How can I communicate this as kindly as possible?” buff.ly/1gujT7S
"If you start talking about any of the world's problems: climate, hunger, war... I think it all comes down to communication" —@hitRECordJoe
@hitRECordJoe Check out a top vines compilation. Some of the most compact comedy ever.
"I feel a real personal connection to #DonJon, because I <awkward pause> pay a lot of attention to the way media affects us" —@hitRECordJoe
@michaellitt Awesome! I'm from NS :) How often do you expect to be out there?
@psobot I think they have a place. I often ignore videos because they're unskimmable. A well-made gifseq = text+visual context. @reddit
@psobot Oh totally, yeah. Never let it be said that people are competent by default. Is it srsly like 10MB for 10s? That's ridics.
@psobot how's @appstruments going? Enjoying eCoop?
@nancybroden Do you know if there's a plan to head to @amac's farewell dinner from the Twoffice?
@nancybroden @attaboy May I join you? Where are you meeting?
@psobot @appstruments Awesome! Would love to catch up, maybe in another few weeks?
So far @WatPD's "PD3: Communication" looks like it might actually be my fav PD course. Which... isn't saying much, but #fingerscrossed
@nancybroden @attaboy I made it but don't see anyone I recognize. Am I early or blind? Or forgetful-of-faces?
A study—woop, just did a search... it's a myth. I'm enjoying watching my brain want it to be real. Sorry brain, no counterfactuals today.
Just completed a 0.82 km run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a415pt0 #RunKeeper
Post re: evolutionary diffs causing gender gaps in tech is thought-provoking. Do other ones sound this bs to women? buff.ly/16jXHIG
Replying to @em_usic
@e__music I've been a long distance runner for years, intermittently. Often I do intervals. Right now running barefoot on sidewalk+asphalt.
@e__music I use @bmndr to ensure I run at least 2km/week. It autosyncs w/ RunKeeper. beeminder.com/malcolmmcc/run…
@e__music ...beyond that it's somewhat arbitrary. My current limiting factors are the soles of my feet and my barefoot-on-pavement gait.
Replying to @em_usic
@e__music You might think so, but feet happen to be really tough. I mean, stay out of areas with bars (and therefore broken glass)...
Retweeted @michaellitt
What no one talks about when building a team: letting people go buff.ly/14eMStV
@michaelf Are these better than the QC15 over-ear headphones?
Retweeted @alysha_v
Tim: "If Google Glass had been called Electronic Eyes, we could call it Google-E-Eyes." #keeper
Retweeted @anildash
There are people making tech who are positive, ambitious, thoughtful, inclusive, curious, empathetic and self-aware. They're …
@Dizmio Your website link in your twitter profile still points to your old Kickstarter that failed... might want to update that!
@goonth I reco reading books like NonViolent Communication, to learn new, nonjudgemental, vocabulary... which can help shift how you think.
@goonth Even better, find other people to speak this language with you. It's hard to live in a new culture on your own.
@goonth Huh. Hadn't been, though googled just now and it all makes sense. Not sure exactly what to do with that model tho.
▶ Mapping ideas worth spreading — how 24,000 TED talks are interrelated; how we can look at the patterns. buff.ly/1gBCSgH
I'm not even 100% sure what @docker is, but it has an awesome tutorial so now I wanna find something to use it for. docker.io/gettingstarted/
It was just a tiny bugfix, but I believe I now have code live on twitter.
Lots of people take midday naps when tired. Polyphasic sleep is about taking restful naps midday when NOT tired.
@RossRobinson Why exactly can't one just arbitrage between the different exchanges, if they consistently have different xch rates?
Just heard the mac startup sound and my mind promptly jumped straight into the gutter. @DonJonMovie, what have you done. What. Why.
Replying to @nickd
@nickd What IS this?!? Possibly one of my all-time favourite paragraphs!
Texting while driving? Yeah, #ItCanWait. But honestly I'm more likely to crash while changing music, which totally can't wait. #drivingtunes
@RossRobinson Oh. That's pretty serious, given how huge they are. And would seem to explain the spread there.
@divijrajkumar Whaaa. Sounds like it definitely wouldn't fit in a MacBook Air...
A neat perspective. Speaking of selfies, I'm gonna start taking more random pics. buff.ly/18DxGKh — The Feminist Selfie — Medium
A Hospital Tells Police Where Fights Happen, And Crime Drops. "Effective use of data gathering w/o invading privacy." buff.ly/16JKts2
There's something so satisfying about tearing apart beef jerky with my teeth. #carnivore
"I think it's embarrassing that it's easier to ship pretty much anything around the world than move software between servers" —@solomonstre
Retweeted @jasoncrawford
LinkedIn, Facebook, etc. should offer a “people you may not know” feature to find the weakest links in your network for …
@mmccauley Yup. I'm doing great! Having a daily nap instead of a daily coffee though :P ...lets me sleep less at night. How are you?
It is said that if you expect to change your mind in the future, you should just change it now, but as yet I still don't know what... (1/2)
@Malcolm_McC ...I still don't know what I expect my new mind state to be, & I'm enjoying being delicate in the process of finding out. (2/2)
So, about my face... RT @twoffice "Thanks to @hitRECordJoe for coming by HQ and the special screening of #DonJon! pic.twitter.com/YJsXMhm5kn"
I'm at the @boxcartheater about to watch @sfneofuturists perform Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind. 30 plays in 60 minutes. #what
"Have you ever been surprised by a man asking you if you've been surprised?" @sfneofuturists
What if you knew everyone was trying to annoy you? What if you knew they were doing it in your best interest: so you could learn stillness?
Problem: I don't know what problem to build a business to solve. Wait! That's it! Err... maybe not my comparative advantage...
That awksome moment when you're like "man I didn't leave the house today" ...but then "wait no, I went for a run first thing this morning!"
@richardbranson Still doing #askrichard? My dad is mumbling, "...cut your hair...career..." Can you confirm that long hair can be biz-savvy?
You'll never feel happy... until you try.
"...You're not going to do anything monumentally stupid, are you?" "I guess that'll depend on if anybody builds a monument to it."
"But I don't like having a physical substrate!" "Well just give your substrate to me, honey. I love it!"
What is this strange feeling? The clock just ticked over and... my beeminders were already safe? And... I'm already safe for tomorrow too?
Alrighty, a sprint-planning meeting for myself. I'm becoming so fricking agile it's unreal.
☈ Unicode Character 'NAVIGATING WITHOUT GOOGLE MAPS' (U+2608) #fakeunicodeconsortium
So, my shorts and workout shirt are literally locked in my washing machine. #1actorplays vine.co/v/hrJtu99UjbP
"become less relevant" #clipboardpastefromlastnight
Replying to @BernieSu
I just impulse-bought this from @wootshirt when I saw your photo. RT @BernieSu "What does the fox say? #shirt instagram.com/p/ekWaH-um0A/"
If anyone just upgraded @googlechrome and is freaking out that restore all closed tabs is gone, it's in the History menu. #yourewelcome
Retweeted @danicamckellar
Soy milk might be regular milk introducing itself in Spanish. #youneverknow #readtheingredients #ineedanap
If you want to eat candy then @kravejerky meat candy is a healthy choice of candy. But if you want to eat healthy, it's, well, meat candy.
Retweeted @tipsfromkatee
plausible ways of doing the most good are mostly orthogonal to established political battle lines
@KraveJerky I don't want meat candy! I want healthy jerk. My office just switched to yours, which has 3x sugar and half the protein :(
@KraveJerky Old one / SnackMasters: no nitrates no MSG only 3g sugar per oz... I don't see HFCS... but does it matter?examine.com/faq/is-hfcs-hi…
@KraveJerky Also, as you probably know, the "celery juice powder" in Krave jerky contains nitrites and nitrates.
I always feel like an expert on stuff after reading an article on stuff. Hmm. Stuff.
Google's synonym thing is starting to get really annoying. I'm searching for Mustache tutorials and @HandlebarsJS shows up in bold.
Replying to @mollie
@mollie @drewgmackie You mean something like this? youtube.com/watch?v=1Un_oH… #ylvis
Retweeted @bcoyne
OH: "Filibuster in sing-song? That would be cool. OR [light bulb!] iambic pentameter...OR haiku."
Retweeted @jeffperera
RT: PUT ME OUT OF WORK! Sponsor me at walkamiletoronto.org to continue our work to help end violence against women! http:…
"The ultimate search is one where you’re the query" — @marissamayer
So, turns out if you spend 5-10 minutes just opening and closing your todo list app, you'll start doing it by impulse. #winning
Retweeted @Sorrell
I prefer to think of it as discovering @BuzzFeed is run by @Horse_ebooks
.@UniqloUSA to give away usedclothing to #SF homeless. Because having something new to wear feels great when poor too youtube.com/watch?v=DXdG2Y…
Oh god, this is delicious. #NowPlaying Well Measured Vice (Featurecast Remix) by The Correspondents on @Rdio: rd.io/x/QX55-zdeLDuC/
See "barf" used as a verb in a code comment explaining reasoning. Huh? > git grep "barf" ...ahh, k, I see what it means. cc @TwitterEng
@felspahr I spent the first hour of today helping my friend clarify his goals. He's helping *me* start a goal-coaching business :)
@InstanceOfClass Sounds oddly like Being John Malkovich...
Tweets that are just noun phrases.
@GretchenKoch @donovanable Also, teeth. I recently blogged about the day I learned most homeless ppl can't eat apples.malcolmm.cc/2013/08/lookin…
Whey more, weigh less.
@psobot For example?
@admittedlyhuman @drethelin It seems kind of like a weird edgecase of Parkinson's Law of Triviality... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikeshed
@tomatoesapp Really enjoying your product! Feature requests: • have days change at e.g. 4am • don't trigger long break if >3h for 4 pomos
@strohl89 That's delicious. I need to get back into partner dancing. Where would you recommend starting? (Where ≡ style- and physical-space)
Retweeted @NathanCHubbard
I feel better about a world where @kanyewest is at war w/@jimmykimmel + @hassanrouhani is working for peace w/@BarackOb…
This email inspired me to get rid of a whole bunch of old starred emails that don't really align with my goals.
"Well, non-decisions are still decisions—a point that follows well from my book. The soup has and i'ts pretty good." #HypnagogicBlogging
Retweeted @LordChisholm
rules of fun: minimize hafta, maximize wanna
Replying to @em_usic
@e__music I remember accidentally taking part in this lastyear. I exited @UWVeloCity for my morning run, and BAM hundreds of people running.
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a status update.
As I said last night when offered a second helping of delicious pie, "I can't think of any part of me that wants that aside from dopamine."
#NowPlaying Green Velvet - Bigger Than Prince (Hot Since 82 Remix): youtu.be/mjVSxAiSn9s via @youtube