@xanydee Was this at a (now-UV) House party? Pretty sure I was there for that. Good times. Any other gems?
@xanydee Was this at a (now-UV) House party? Pretty sure I was there for that. Good times. Any other gems?
@xanydee It didn't. Though we also talked about Strip Newcomb's Problem...
Retweeted @psobot
twitter.com/BillB/status/4… Quite worried about the anti-Tech movement in San Francisco. I was considering living there, but I'm n…
.@psobot Whoa. I wonder though if it's just a few very vocal people? It's so hard to tell with stuff like this... still, scary.
YHZ ✈ YOW ✈ YTZ, on @porterairlines of course. Glad my flight was today, not yesterday.

#IdeaOfTheDay: ~gantt chart for tracking books I'm reading. I'm making this right now.
.@kudeki @anthny using the character U+15e1 Canadian Syllabics Carrier Tha, of course! :ᗡ #unicodetotherescue
Retweeted @destraynor
@asymco At some point people will no longer say smart phone. Then they'll no longer say mobile phone. Then we'll realise th…
@kudeki @anthny can we also just talk about how weird and random @magicpixx's tweets are? I swear, gives my @ Connect tab +2 to surreal.
@anthny Mmm. This one was pretty good too: ... but like... twitter.com/magicpixx/stat… ??? @kudeki @magicpixx
Never underestimate the power of sentences starting with "Never underestimate the power of".
Retweeted @luminousalicorn
If you had an all-you-can-eat restaurant that was themed around garlicky dishes, you could call it Buffet the Vampire …
At the @BufferBox to get my new Nexus 5, pull out my Galaxy Nexus and it powers off. Scared of replacement, I guess. #strangerthanfiction
As of today, giant tech company C̶i̶r̶c̶l̶e̶-Google is using your name+photo next to ads, to "benefit" your "friends"

Retweeted @graymachine
Apparently in recent months the word “This” has become an entire sentence in itself. I was not aware. This.
@WolfTivy @graymachine I think there's a kind of time-(conceptual)space thing when one talks about culture, due to disparate groups.
"All ability to do things requires a gradient. Your body's act of living is a hundred-year struggle against equilibrium."
"Old, bad habits of mine returned, in what I consider to be a case of revertigo..." — Sandy Maguire's 2013 review sandymaguire.me/blog/2014/01/1…
I'm coming to #sehackday soon! Anybody want to hack on my pebble? Or my extra android phone, if you want to android-dev & don't have one.
@FluxDenisty Is the idea for the game based on the name, or did it come first?
@FluxDenisty ...weird.
#sehackday people, I've now arrived with my pebble! Anyone want to try hacking on it? I'm the guy in the rainbow sweater.
Looking at the #sehackday @visibletweets wordcloud and I'm like "man, now I want a fridge magnet set with these words."
Retweeted @the_deange
Redoing my website and realizing I can't keep up with NewFadThisWeek.js
My new #Nexus5 is so new it's on newfoundland time. ...I wish I were joking.
.@lall_sonu "Your new phone is like 7 years newer than your old one." me: "uhh... two?" sonu: "2 is 7 in phone years"
@michaelkeenan Nope, Ubuntu.
@everydaydude Amazing levels of depth and distance in that photo.
Just joined the Puttytribe! A community for serious multipotentialites! puttylike.com/puttytribe/ #puttytribe via @emiliewapnick
The fog of writing is like the fog of war ♫ You lie to yourself & you pretend you can do it, so you can do it more ♪ youtube.com/watch?v=MH2zkI…
"Okay Google, Mike Rowe my crow" Holy shit. Speech rec has reached new heights. It found the thing.

@felspahr Oooh! I love your new site design!
*push button on @pebble* ↳pebble tells phone nextsong ↳@rdio app tells rdio-playing-elsewhere nextsong ↳laptop plays next song fyeah.
@itsashleyperez Just took your quiz. Wtf is #YAASS?
Had to get >70% on "Evils of Plagiarism" quiz pre-course. Yet no feedback once I got 75%. So I guess I can plagiarize 1/4 of the time...?
Retweeted @XplodingUnicorn
Me: Here’s the plan, team. *draws X’s & O’s on the board* *watches as players hug and kiss each other* *wins the S…
Just installed @SwiftKey. First five words in my Markov chain: "I am a beautiful person". This.
Just watched #Her. All of my human concerns seem really small now.
Retweeted @sondosia
I Finally Saw the Movie "Her" and I Loved It and Had Feelings wp.me/p2WIFs-T6
Do something every day that makes you feel like badass.
Retweeted @magicpixx
@psobot was this a joke or were you actually planning to do this?
@psobot Lol, imagine having only 69 characters per tweet.
"What do you want?" The index vs the menu. Seth Godin explores they shape behavior: sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/201… via @sebpaquet
I think @foreverfm is addicted to Molly. It's played this song by @CedricGervais twice in the last hour.
Found @LuxLisbonMusic's new song Demons You Show last night and threw it on my phone to be my favorite song today. shop.luxlisbon.com/track/demons-y…
I meant to say, I didn't actually listen to it last night. I just guessed (correctly) that I'd want it on repeat today. @luxlisbonmusic
Still can't top Get Some Scars, but I've listened to this >20 times today. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/Malcolm/_7m0pf…
@sondosia "politically correct" has always struck me as a really weird term for this.
Retweeted @sondosia
@Malcolm_McC I think it comes from the Soviet Union, where you could lose your life for saying something "politically incorre…
I Hate the News (Aaron Swartz's Raw Thought) buff.ly/LLz8Be
Band name idea: "The Massive Photons"
@lccarson Wait, there are ppl who've never gotten a letter ever? I mean, I don't get 'em often, but... long distance relationships, I guess?
Intuitive explanation of ceil() function: traveling by transit. Leave @ 9:01 or 9:05, arrive at the same time b/c same bus. 9:12? Next bus.
You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.
Unh. Tabata sprints. Can barely think. Can still tweet, apparently.
Didn't they do a study and find @Wikipedia has only 3-4× the errors of EncycBritannica? (ie not many) Remind me again why I can't cite it?
I just accidentally made all of the titles in my report have alliteration. ...for really weak definitions of "accidentally".
@felspahr @gretchenbehnke's skillz: Moved Permanently.
"We try to reverse-engineer the universe from our own ego. Hilarity ensues." — @gapingvoid ...and tragedy.
Retweeted @LordChisholm
Essential toolkit for understanding world problems: bystander effect, confirmation bias, prisoners dilemma, inferential d…
@jchyip @hnshah The 10kh thing WAS for deliberate practice. The bigger issue is that it only applies to games where the rules never change.
@jchyip @hnshah So chess, tennis, and violin-playing, sure. But you want to master fashion, or business that way? Ha. Good luck.
Retweeted @ValaAfshar
Successful people intentionally struggle.
"Opportunities do not float like clouds in the sky. They're attached to people." — @BenCasnocha 99u.com/7161 via @99u
It's a meal-replacement-drink-for-every-meal kind of day. I'm not upset. They're chocolate. It's a chocolate-for-every-meal kind of day.
.@jchyip @hnshah Sure. I'd add that goes beyond being mindful. It's also about being opportunistic. (See @Frans_Johansson's TheClickMoment)
@jimio Sometime back in the fall, I promised to eventually send you this article. I keep my word, apparently. messymatters.com/autonomy/
Gah, nearly nerdsniped myself on the way to bed by trying to write an app to [REDACTED]
The intro to #LSH2014 was one of the cheesiest experiences of my life. ...this from someone who once performed High School Musical.
I reserve my right to snicker at any #LSH2014 cheesy stock photos

@ZFiscr Oh yeah I'm well aware of soylent. But it's not available yet, so in the meantime...
@ZFiscr btw, just checked out SpeakMe... Looks cool, want to grab coffee sometime?
Highlight of #LHS2014: having #LarrySmith call us out on copying his generation using the word "cool." "In our days, it was REALLY cool."
"I'm not actually torturing you... for no reason. I'm a professor. Torturing young brains is my job." — #LarrySmith at #LHS2014 #uWaterloo
@ZFiscr I'm planning to be in Toronto midFeb... Like 19-22.
"My dream growing up was to be an accountant & ride my bike to work." —@AdamKreek, gold medalist. Wow, you really failed at that. #LHS2014
@sondosia Oh god.
The moment you start trying to think about something differently, you've succeeded, because you're now meta-thinking about it.
Ze Frank on Imaginary Audiences: "It’s almost as if, with each comment, the size of the room changes." 99u.com/5923 via @99u
@pomeranian99 I think (based on STYT) you'd like this interview with Ze Frank on Imaginary Audiences: 99u.com/articles/5923/…
Those winter sundays when I just spend the whole day in my room reading, writing, and thinking. Mmmmmmm.
I present... The Footselfie. #selfie #nofilter

@Jolly Thought this bluetooth headset that tracks your alertness might be of interest: kickstarter.com/projects/jason…
My inner apophenic wants to be really excited that I arrived at the bus stop at the exact moment the bus did, & that it had exactly 1 seat.
Retweeted @fortes
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
@donovanable Solution: do something spontaneous and awesome that never would have occurred to you in the other timeline.
@donovanable Erm, I do want to say that my first response was sympathy/empathy. So: sounds like a shitty day. ...so far.
@littlebigdetail Oh man, that's nothing.

The letter s, repeated 503 times in my document. Yup, time to sleep.
#funregex s/trans/tyrannosaurus/g
"Pulling an all-nighter is a rite of passage for university students." Ha. I did #IBDiploma.
@outcastace Works on bold and italic but doesn't work on highlight, which is a shame as highlight is a great thing to mass-remove.
Man, #Word2013 is crazy. The text-cursor slides, rather than jumping letter-by-letter. I don't know why that's so weird, but it is.
Asking the question, "what will the experience of the other person be?" How does that change our interactions? malcolmm.cc/2014/01/perspe…
#zeroinbox It's been too long.
@XplodingUnicorn Ditch your wife and have Valentine's day with me.
.@sebpaquet The robot laughing in the 2nd one is both endearing and freaky. A liiiittle like Samantha from #HerMovie. Wait. Samantha. #awks
@JasonSilva @duivestein Such a hard Q to ask, given that BTC requires internet. Like "internet could change world as much as telecoms"...
Retweeted @XplodingUnicorn
All right, I got my picture in a magazine for eating Jell-O. Where’s my blue check mark? explodingunicorn.com/2013/11/jell-o… _ _ ht…
@XplodingUnicorn This has brought me double-digit seconds of laughter. In like, hexadecimal even.
"It's frictionless, like everything at university." — #myprof
The Socratic Method, teaching third-graders binary. Active learning for the win. buff.ly/1goCeJ1
Retweeted @pomeranian99
"It’s almost as if, with each comment, the size of the room changes." Great @zefrank observation on audience online: http…
*takes off neurosky and puts on zeo* If you'd told 2012-me that in 2014 I'd own 2 EEG devices, I'd've thought I went into neuroscience.
(Re: appeal to authority) "There's no such thing as a statement being true just because someone said it" Oh yeah? "I said this statement."
Retweeted @cnvandev
Garçon? I would like one of your finest naps, please. Bring me the nap menu, I would like to peruse your vintages. Send over …
Type word I just made up. No red underline. Type asdf to ensure spellchk is on. No red. Type asdfwefewf. Red. ...asdf is a word now.
Just read @AriannaSimpson's article "This is What it’s Like to Be a Woman at a Bitcoin Meetup". Fellows. Srsly. ariannasimpson.com/post/744000250…
Retweeted @rob_sheridan
Discovered today that if you have Siri speak Emoji, she describes each icon. So, naturally… vine.co/v/hOjvdDhdwzF 💩💩💩💩💩💩
Wiki-searched "bad steel", @BASTILLEdan's label. 1st result: "Bad Blood", the wrestling event... and ALSO A BASTILLE SONG TITLE. #conspiracy
Retweeted @Medium
“How To Slow Down Time” by @bwest87
Who talks more, men or women? Depends on who you ask... madmaudlingoes.tumblr.com/post/748421918… via @ZJemptv