You can help keep Milo [the calf] nonexistent by joining millions who've ditched dairy. #2ndorderfx #complexity
September 2014
.@FacesPics
#MadeMyDay: I am now a literal body of water (on a figurative map) slatestarcodex.com/2014/09/05/map… ( thanks @slatestarcodex )
Seeing this art at #SFO just after burning man: "wow, looks like that'll be gorgeous when it gets lit up tonight"
SFO ✈ DFW (for a weird early-morning layover)
"... we are mistaken when we look forward to death; the major portion of death has already passed." ~ Seneca farnamstreetblog.com/2014/09/seneca…
@WakieApp I keep clicking the call button in the notification, but then the app just shows the main screen, then it says "you missed y..."
Retweeted @elonmusk
Excellent explanation of the diff betw getting to orbit vs space (suggested by @MarkusvonRoder) what-if.xkcd.com/58/
*grumble* when I was a boy, we only had 4-color pens.
Retweeted @fightfortheftr
If you don't want your favorite websites to look like this, join the #InternetSlowdown & RT! battleforthenet.com/sept10th htt…
“What if, instead of destroying families, we built sustainable support networks and close-knit commu...” —@raindrift medium.com/@raindrift/gro…
@WakieApp almost every time. Nexus 5, KitKat.
Awesome conversation, now walking home with the moon for company.
I think I'm developing a Stockholm-syndrome-like relationship with @DellTechSupport's hold music... *jams* *shudders*
#TIL: The reason that red light doesn't mess with dark-adjustment of your eyes is that the rods don't see red light. hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/vision/r…
Retweeted @fightfortheftr
Cable companies are spending millions to gut net neutrality and slow your internet. Lets stop them! #teaminternet http:…
@jcb looks like notepad.cc is down... :-/
.@WINDmobile, if you could have service at @UWaterloo's student life center, that'd be great.
@WIND_Cares just rebooted. WIND isn't showing up
@BN_care I can't buy a book from B&N because during checkout the Shipping Options & Gift Preferences section never opens :(
pls <3
Retweeted @TheTweetOfGod
RT to raise awareness of this tweet.
Guys, idea: Two drone cameras live-streamed into an oculus rift. Become a giant. Basically like xkcd.com/941/ except you can move.
Gah, there's a part in the opening of @PrettyLights' Electro Cali that sounds like my phone vibrating.
Retweeted @zandapheri
working on putting together some new opinions to believe. whats in style these days? what are 2014's hottest new epistemolo…
@SumoMe I just installed your wordpress plugin but malcolmocean.com isn't showing any badge to sign in/up :-/
@noahkagan ahh, no, I found it. Then hid it to clean up my site. I think I was planning to do that before I realized how small it was.
Why do webapps make me hit their homepage when I'm already logged in? It's a common design pattern but I don't know why. @bmndr @gooddraft
Gall's Law for software: A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that was also full of bugs.
@elsom25 & @awfisher16 has Anjali been in touch with you guys?
@elsom25 @awfisher16 ... Hm. What times did she give you? I can't get in touch with her and was expecting her an hour ago...
@elsom25 @awfisher16 right, that's what she said to me too... But she and I were gonna go to games on tap for a couple hours first #intheory
Retweeted @Pinboard
I wish I could pay a premium to fly an airline that had no safety demonstration or use of phrase “at this time”. I will sign …
@alekt I've gotta know what this is an allegory of.
@bmndr... I think @stripe is the wrong reference class. What if facebook, gmail, etc forced an extra button press?
@bmndr @stripe (the answer, is they'd probably be slightly less addictive. Which in their cases would be nice for users :P But for you...)
Retweeted @sama
and i would def take the long side of a population-adjusted prop bet that a $10B company emerges from waterloo before NYC
Replying to @ibogost
@ibogost are you saying I can grill on a barbeque and barbeque on a grill? is that what you're saying?!? Okay fine. Language is messy.
Whaaat. This @EdSheeran #ISeeFire remix by @KygoMusic is too good. soundcloud.com/kygo/ed-sheera…
In a weird way, the vaguely tropical feel reminds me of the Matoma remix of NotoriousBIG's Want That Old Thing Back youtube.com/watch?v=VsIlUj…
Retweeted @CBCNews
Why would someone want their salary in bitcoin? ift.tt/1yaJPmW
Retweeted @ZachWeiner
Either google drive suddenly created a bunch of untitled documents, or I have the most boring split personality conceivable.
@ignitewaterloo When is the next event? Your twitter bio says it's April 2014, but I'm skeptical :P
@ignitewaterloo welp, and then it's right there in your most recent tweet. Still, worth updating the bio :)
Up late, and have an eye exam early tomorrow morning. Hoping I'll be able to keep them open the whole time...
Talking about [talking about masturbation] isn't nearly as taboo as talking about masturbation.
"Jan1/13 →Sept26/14" • "Sorted by relevance" Q: What are the odds that the most relevant article is <24h old? A: Low
@Malcolm_Ocean it's actually infuriating, because as far as I can tell there's no way to force Google News to *actually* sort by relevance.
Had two back to back calls this morning. Both people needed a delay. Calls are still back-to-back. #winning #focus
Replying to @iroc
@iroc what was the message?!? the suspense is killing me :P
Retweeted @automatt
I love how flipping a switch is the stereotypical expression of easy to use, but 'smart' lightbulbs change that.
Retweeted @sigfpe
@michael_nielsen @Malcolm_Ocean Friend of mine's done some wide baseline (0.25 mi) stereo. Try this one of an aurora: http://t.…
@StudyPact Can you guys support @AnkiDroid? That would be awesome. Except the goal with Anki is kind of to go through quickly... hm.
.@MindMup I just found you & I'm an instant convert. Request: HJKL-based navigation hotkeys too :) since you have a distinct edit mode.
@usablica this left-side navbox isn't working so well on mobile...
