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June 2014

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"What got you here is what everyone here is doing, & if that's what it took to get beyond, no one would be stuck." sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/201…

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Replying to Kelly Moores @kdmoores ·

@Malcolm_Ocean Are you still in Waterloo? Let's get together sometime

@kdmoores I'm visiting Montéal at the moment, but am generally HQ'd in Waterloo. Yeah! Come by for dinner sometime? My house is... unique.

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Retweeted @IAmMarkManson

New Post: How We All Miss the Point on School Shootings --markmanson.net/school-shootin…

Replying to Mark Manson @Markmanson ·

New Post: How We All Miss the Point on School Shootings --markmanson.net/school-shootin…

@IAmMarkManson Have you seen this article? Also re: empathy, from a different perspective. Thought you'd like it :) elementalstew.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/not…

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"You shouldn't become a middle school math teacher because you love math. You should do it because you love teaching" sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/201…

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New game! When you hear about a startup with a noun name whose dotcom is obvi taken, try to guess which verb they use. eg @getClever

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Replying to Clever @clever ·

@Malcolm_Ocean :-). We are clever.com - just @getClever on twitter

@getClever But you used to be getclever.com, which I know because of Tyler's email listed on the About page ;-)

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Spambots in the era of the #InternetOfThings buff.ly/1aCZ0HE

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"The most motivating thing in the world is progress. " from 5 Tips for Effective Work by @bakadesuyo buff.ly/1aPsH4Y

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Google’s Scientific Approach to Work-Life Balance buff.ly/1wNDLha

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1/ Quoth iOS 8: "You’ll have new keyboard options" Oh, finally custom ones? & caps UX fixed? & swipe? :D Nope, just next word prediction.

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2/ maybe it's just me, but I find only ~5% of next word predictions are accurate. Is everyone else just having the same convo over and over?

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3/ oh my bad, I didn't scroll all the way down; they DO have custom keyboards in iOS 8. It's ABOUT TIME.

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Just found a standing desk, with outlets, at #YUL. My office for the next few hours :) #betterthanihopedfor

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Retweeted @shanley

A reality show about me trying to use software that all programmers are forced to watch

Replying to Patrick Lam (@va2lam@mastodon.nz) @va2lam ·

@Malcolm_Ocean plus free airport WiFi!

@uWaterlooSE Yeah! Although at first it was saying USER LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED. But after like 5 minutes of trying, I got in. #notsobad

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Protip: proxy doesnt work to get around a public wifi domain block? Use @InternetArchive's Wayback Machine :D worth reading = worth saving

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YUL ✈ YTZ

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Retweeted @ScottHYoung

Just how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? overcomingbias.com/2014/06/how-de…

My answer to Should I blog on Svbtle, Medium or both? qr.ae/stVgf

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Retweeted @puredoxyk

If you want to double your success rate, triple your failure rate.

Retweeted @GTwana

Useful advice by @foundersatwork, though I'm left confused about what "sales" and "marketing" mean. blogs.wsj.com/accelerators/2…

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Replying to @suchnerve

@VanguardVivian Err yeah, a thing allies do, but that you wish they didn't. That's what I meant.

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Replying to Brienne Yudkowsky @byudkowsky ·

I'm so glad I have learned to fail quickly. That class sucked *so productively*!!! Eliezer, this is the best thing you've ever taught me.

@strohl89 Go on...? (Blog post on how to learn to fail better, perhaps?)

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.@dreev and I are committing to doing 3 hallway tests for signups within a week — or paying $100. #virtualhandshake

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Replying to @UncredibleHallq

@UncredibleHallq can you get the day off work to vote, then snag a license then? Or is that just a Canada thing?

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Retweeted @naval

Prose is just code that doesn't compile. (Ignore if you're not a tech entrepreneur).

Replying to @UncredibleHallq

@UncredibleHallq And you need a driver's license to register? That's ridiculous. Call someone and make sure? Sometimes they have other optns

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Today in I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Onion, @Microsoft reveals an AI assistant whose name comes from Halo. Naturally. engadget.com/2014/06/04/cor…

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Retweeted @andizeisler

Next up: David Brooks on bath salts. #NYTcolumnistsondrugs

At least the @Dell hold music isn't terrible.

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Retweeted @CompliceGoals

Publicly committing to having a Complice blog live with a post within 5 days (by end of next Tuesday) or someone who RTs…

Replying to Intend (12/100 threads) @IntendApp ·

Publicly committing to having a Complice blog live with a post within 5 days (by end of next Tuesday) or someone who RTs this gets $50.

Btw, I don't count as a retweeter of the @CompliceGoals commitment contract for payout purposes. I'm Complice.

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XKCD hasn't been this punny in quite a while. xkcd.com/1378/

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This morning @Timehop reminded me I made chocolate eggs last year. So... I did it again, this time w/ protein powder.

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“It’s a form of corporate philanthropy but instead of giving money, they’re sharing expertise.” Toyota Donates Kaizen mobile.nytimes.com/2013/07/27/nyr…

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Retweeted @jasonroy

Liberals and conservatives want stronger immune systems. Conservatives focus on detecting pathogens while liberals advocate r…

.@googlecalendar, when I quick add something for Tuesday 4pm, I *always* mean next tuesday.

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Google Maps: Designing the Modern Atlas core77.com/blog/case_stud… via @Core77

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Retweeted @CIA

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

#DoesAnyoneElse see someone online on gtalk/hangouts, then check if they're on facebook to see if they're likely to be chat-able atm?

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"The 65 year-old iconic Turing Test was passed for the very first time by supercomputer Eugene Goostman" reading.ac.uk/news-and-event…

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Replying to @ladylamoni

@ladylamoni I saw it with my girlfriend, who hadn't read the book, and she had trouble seeing why An Imperial Affliction was such a big deal

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Replying to @ladylamoni

@ladylamoni So we concluded that it it's a (RARE) movie that's actually made *better* by reading the book. b/c you have a richer knowledge..

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Replying to @ladylamoni

@ladylamoni ...of the motivations that each of the characters is dealing with.

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@michaellitt Yo! You can go sign up for @CompliceGoals now: complice.co/signup Blog & first post incoming in 2 days :) #thx4thepressure

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...I'm reflecting, actually, I've probably used the word "egregious" more in commit messages than everywhere else put together.

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Wait. What does "egregious" even mean again? *googles* ↳ "shockingly bad. appalling" ...sounds about right

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Replying to @fakerapper

@fakerapper @r4v5 @amaditalks Also cooking shows never show you this, but the entire set is actually a giant microwave oven.

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Replying to @fakerapper

@fakerapper While we're at it, did you know the entire cast of #GameOfThrones is ALREADY DEAD? #zombies #soefficient

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Replying to @retronauthome

I'll meet you down in Hilarity RT @theretronaut "1840: Husson’s Map of a Woman’s Heart (buff.ly/1hyP6gE ) pic.twitter.com/RQox3frGfl"

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Replying to @mijustin

@mijustin This is fantastic. I'm too growth-mindsetty to say a thing like "don't ever change", but otherwise I might :P

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Retweeted @mijustin

Techno Dance Party as a Service.

Listening to @audible_com audiobooks at half speed kinda sounds like David after dentist. (@joshkaufman it's your PMBA I'm listening to :P )

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#CodingCereals NotationOs

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#CodingCereals Number Crunch

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Replying to Sean Wiese @dswiese ·

@arosic exactly. yeah... somedays I wonder. also I wish i had better analytics over where followers come from.

@dswiese @arosic well, you just showed up in my @MagicRecs ... that might explain it today...

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I want google spreadsheets to have a mode where all I can do is input data, to prevent my QS efforts from getting stymied by my own upgrades

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Remind me again why styrofoam cups are legal...?

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Twitter, I love* your follower suggestions. But I think I'm following too many people. How about unfollower suggestions? *not actually love

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Replying to William Eden @WilliamAEden ·

Hormesis is the new homeopathy.

@WilliamAEden Huh, I mostly had only seen it used as a model for why people can enjoy pain or discomfort (like the thrill of a cold shower)

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Replying to William Eden @WilliamAEden ·

Hormesis is the new homeopathy.

@WilliamAEden Though looking at the wikipedia page, where it supposes you can do backwards stuff with chemicals... yeaaaaah....

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Replying to William Eden @WilliamAEden ·

@Malcolm_Ocean Honestly, I think hormesis reflects better on homeopathy than homeopathy reflects poorly on hormesis...

[long tweet — read the rest on Twitter]

@WilliamAEden huh, interesting

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This freestanding ish feels relatively new, but is it really new, or only new-ish?  slate.com/blogs/lexicon_… @GretchenAMcC on @slate

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"The wonderful thing about asynchronous communication is that everyone is always on the staircase." — @ben_r_hoffman

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Yo @timehop, pretty sure you have enough info to know I'm not American. I'd rather no special event entry than this.

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Retweeted @JaneSetter

RT @dalejbarr: Why did the psycholinguist cross the road? To get to the garden path was difficult. #PsycholinguisticJokes |…

Retweeted @StefanHayden

If you're not a feminist because of "some feminists" then you should see some of the people in the "not a feminist" camp.

Giving feedback on surveys while I take them. "Yeah, the previous fill-blank Q would have been better before the multchoice Q (b/c priming)"

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Hazards of having a "neuroplasticity" tag on my blog: I find myself wanting to use it for every post since they're all about mind-changing.

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It turns out that “it works in Latin, so it should work in English” is not a great base for a grammatical system. allthingslinguistic.com/post/748874584…

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Replying to Jason Crawford @jasoncrawford ·

What do users mean when they describe an app as “intuitive”? Does not seem to require actual usability/discoverability.

.@jasoncrawford I have sometimes used the word for things that are hard to explain but once you get it you have an intuitive understanding

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.@marckohlbrugge 'From Hobby to Business: How I accidentally monetized BetaList'? ...@BetaList sounds like the most accidental startup ever.

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Just signed up for @BetaList: Discover and get early access to the latest internet startups. betalist.com

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Retweeted @dmataconis

Mind. Blown.

Retweeted @ginthegin

@dmataconis An absolute opposite of a selfie then.

Congrats @amir_rezaa on @rap_pad being featured on @ProductHunt producthunt.com/posts/rap-pad?…

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Just discovered @GirlTalk. Where has this been all my life. Thanks @zedlander, via @Rdio

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Retweeted @GIFs

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Retweeted @kevinpurdy

A man wearing a Mentos suit is dropped in a dunk tank of Diet Coke. Thank you, @zackseward vine.co/v/MI2aE2qWXqv

Kudos to @MovesApp for being able to tell I was biking even though my phone was dangling in my @Utilikilts pocket.

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Retweeted @TheRealKartik

You had me at Yo

5yrs ago, I made a twitter account to join in the conversation about #Iran. Hadn't occurred to me I might ever work there. #Twitterversary

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Just bought my first plane ticket! (Have flown often, but always from parents/employers). Self-authorshiiiiiiip! malcolmocean.com/2014/05/self-a…

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Replying to Robert GT @rjgoodin ·

@Malcolm_Ocean Ambiguity: You are working in Iran?

@rjgoodin Baha no. I did an internship at twitter last fall.

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Retweeted @textfiles

40 years of walking through marinas and docks and my all time favorite name for a boat continues to be “Unsinkable II”

INBOX ZERO WINBOX HERO

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And here I thought my standing desk was extreme. "Parenting Against the Grain: Going Furniture-Free" buff.ly/1lKsevO

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Retweeted @metamapps

excellent meta'hack weekend at @REAPWaterloo - thx all who came @Malcolm_Ocean @ale316 @Bortseb & others! …

Retweeted @SwedishCanary

Kids having a sleep over 2014...

My first thought: WANT (the outfit, not the human)

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The amount of times #Keymonk has thought I want to say "aorta" instead of "sorts"....

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Retweeted @patcable

the @popforms logo is probably my favorite. look at that lil fuzzy guy or girl!

Retweeted @mylifeisshan

@Malcolm_Ocean and where does @zedlander get all his music from? @mylifeisshan. #iwantmykarma

Uhh, pretty sure "he" is a word, #Keymonk.

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Apparently thesaurus.com doesn't think that "archive" is a verb. Never used gmail, apparently. ...or used it all wrong :P

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.@themattsimpson @blue_traveler What? Complexity is nonlinear? Who would ever have guessed :P

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Replying to Sam Burnstein @GrumplessGrinch ·

@UncredibleHallq That article was a timely reminder of how incredibly stupid reasonably smart people can be.

@GrumplessGrinch @UncredibleHallq The [[citation needed]]s are already gone, fwiw.

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Replying to @UncredibleHallq

@UncredibleHallq @GrumplessGrinch Nope. Even checked the source. Unless they say something other than "citation"...

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WHOA. My credit card bill and my bank account balance end with the same FIVE DIGITS. Meaning that after paying I'll have an integer thousand

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