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July 2014

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6 retweets
21 retweeted

Retweeted @vitor_io

@robinsloan I like to imagine a humanistic Firefly could give everyone a chance to be 5 again, asking of it "what" and "why,"…

Retweeted @DanJackson415

lol the #DrHobbyLobby feed is fantastic

Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a Tuesday night, just to check out the late night fireworks. @StevenPage

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@CMoz Not sure how often he performs. Last night was a free Canada Day special.

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.@MovesApp you guys need a dancing option. That 1mins of "running" was me at a concert :P

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@whaaales I thought your recent post was really cool, but it needed more space between the Q or something, because I skimmed thru too fast.

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It's one of those "Stand back, I know regular expressions" days.

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@UWvelocity: Is the pitch coaching tonight a workshop with us getting feedback? Or just a presentation? cc @mikekirkup, @RahulKTweets

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#TFW you look up a song on @RapGenius & some1 has written painfully obvious explanations of boring parts but nobody's done the metaphors.

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How I’m reading 2× as much as last year with a smaller goal (and a spreadsheet) malcolmocean.com/2014/07/focus-…

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Retweeted @dorothyk98

"“Internet Famous”: Visibility As Violence On Social Media " by @shanley via @modelviewmedia modelviewculture.com/pieces/interne… So impo…

"if you get into object-oriented programming, you'll need help. As far as I know, everyone does."

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Replying to @everestpipkin

@katierosepipkin Is this the feelings thing you were deploying?

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@katierosepipkin Eeee @tiny_star_field is cute!

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Replying to @everestpipkin

@katierosepipkin Is feelings also a twitterbot?

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Replying to @everestpipkin

@katierosepipkin @feelings_js mmm yeah, just not quite gnomic enough.

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Replying to @everestpipkin

@katierosepipkin find a list somewhere for linguists or English-learners? Or make it doge-themed so nobody can complain ;-)

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Retweeted @KudosBot

@Malcolm_Ocean You're more fun than bubble wrap.

Retweeted @raudelmil

@ramez In terms of threat potential, I'm more worried about drunk drivers than the nsa, and more worried about doctors than …

.@ramez The solution prolly looks something like: 1. Google "access facebook from work" 2. Use resultant proxy to get Tor 3. ??? 4. PROFIT

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“How Tinder co-founder Whitney Wolfe hacked Metcalfe’s Law” by @pomeranian99 medium.com/message/how-ti…

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If you're using @JSHint, this is a great way to not accidentally commit testing code.

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Note that I'm just taking advantage of the fact that @JSHint will complain I haven't used "var". There's nothing special about the name.

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It's actually really funny to imagine a non-supernatural genie.

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.@Rdio, why don't you have @TheCorrespond's Rogue EP? I need to RentaClown.

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Replying to @nobodycrab

@nyansandwich that or like, a macgyver-type who can solve any problem for you that doesn't literally require breaking laws of the universe.

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Retweeted @StartupYou

Virtual body-hack lets you become someone else bit.ly/1qnAVKU

@alanpearceuk As far as I know, you can still manually give yourself a break. The take-a-break feature just makes it easier. @bmndr

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I'm gonna be in this tank momentarily. ...@michaellitt if you're not at #TameTheLane yet... #KWAwesome

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Retweeted @Lyndsay_CTV

.@Malcolm_Ocean was a good sport at the #TameTheLane dunk tank! My aim needs work though ;) @DTKitchener #KWawesome http:/…

@WorkFlowy having some issues with dragging things that are Multiple Selected. At root level. Drags, then save error.

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@volleyworks Your signup page doesn't make my mobile keyboard appear... Making it hard to sign up. (Android, Nexus 5)

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@TeamRigor Do you guys support #nodejs? That's what @CompliceGoals runs on.

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It's 4pm and I'm officially out of my email inbox for my maniac weekend. Still have a few more things to do to get set up though.

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Ride like a girl. You know how riding a bike feels? Then you have some insight into gender relations. buff.ly/1m1h9Rn

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A Pre-Pantone Guide to Colors From 1692 buff.ly/1m1ha82 via @openculture

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Aftereffects of coding all weekend: wanting to use Ctrl+C to cancel the thing I was going to send in an IM chat, like I would in terminal.

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Replying to shanley @shanley ·

If @globdesign's website wasn't shit they might be worth public shaming but looks like they'll destroy their company on their own.

@shanley xD. BankGothic MD BT. I remember when I used to use that font on websites when I was like 14.

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Retweeted @therealadam

@jennschiffer there’s too much pressure on young ladies to look like pasta when they’re young smh

Retweeted @wikisext

@skelly i go to webnode and sign up

@wikisext I change your thinking, kick bad habits, and take control of the person you are

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Replying to how 2 sext @wikisext ·

@Malcolm_Ocean i understand my duties and responsibilities of my process server

@wikisext and your duties are to text me

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Replying to how 2 sext @wikisext ·

sext: you turn your sheet upside down

@wikisext oh baby, you know how to turn me on

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When in doubt, re-read rule one sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/201… @dreev I thought you'd like this one.

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Retweeted @CompliceGoals

Check out the timelapse video of @Malcolm_Ocean's 40 Hour Work Weekend youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9nvj…

Replying to @44

@44 How weird is it that I was imagining Piglet from Winnie the Pooh and Pit ill the musician? #disconnectedfromnature

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Today in ppl solving problems that aren't problems: Working Mom Arrested for Letting Her 9-Year-Old Play Alone @ Park buff.ly/1qfTNzY

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Retweeted @tiny_star_field

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♫ You and the road have a generous shoulder... ♪ ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/Malcolm/_8nf5b…

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Retweeted @sean_a_rose

"If you can't count durable relationships among the fruits of your time at work, you haven't invested your time well." —Pe…

#Confession: part of why I want the advance reader's copy of @zerotoonebook is that the orange jacket looks really gorgeous.

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Replying to @s

.@s only 804 islands? Pretty sure Canada has around 10× that. (I agree with you though)

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I ♥ people who ♥ feedback.

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Hmm, what do I want... I think I want a trance version of @JasonMraz's Long Drive. Yep, that's it.

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.@PrettyLights wins the grand prize of being the only artist on both my Mellow playlist and my Rappin' Beats playlist. (on @Rdio)

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Retweeted @tiny_star_field

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Replying to Zaid Hassan @zaidhassan ·

On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. #OhThePlacesYoullGo

@zaidhassan Have you seen @MagicSeuss?

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I don't always omit the space between the comparison operator and the number, but when I do I prefer "less than" and "three".

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.@Rdio You make my heart beat faster ♫ ...where by "heart" I mean "laptop's cooling fans" & by "beat" I mean "spin".

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@Rdio That was a bug report, btw, in case it wasn't clear.

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I set a new record yesterday with @MovesApp!

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"ppl doing something that matters so well that you currently estimate you can't beat them should be fantastic news!" lesswrong.com/lw/hj5/researc…

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Retweeted @levie

Stuff you had to think about as a Taxi Commissioner over time:

"Sometimes I'm just not very interested in maintaining legacy culture." — @LordChisholm

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Retweeted @andyellwood

If you're ready, you've waited too long.

Retweeted @paulg

Will ownership turn out to be largely a hack people resorted to before they had the infrastructure to manage sharing properly?

Checking out the Stan SB - Anyone Out There EP! bit.ly/W6Z085

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Super helpful, #GoogleNow. A notification at 11:00 telling me that it was time to leave at 10:42. You're the best <3

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Retweeted @ben_r_hoffman

.@Malcolm_Ocean They were going to call it "Google Eighteen Minutes Ago", but "Now" tested better.

Here at #VFFS14 with a free seed pack from @GroboInc #SeedSelfie

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#VFFS14 @GetCodeConnect sounds awesome. Sign me up!

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Retweeted @cnvandev

Theory: stopping cold and swearing in the middle of a pitch actually helps your chances. #VFFS14 #scenesfromvelocity

Replying to chris, the man, the tw*tter account. @cnvandev ·

Theory: stopping cold and swearing in the middle of a pitch actually helps your chances. #VFFS14 #scenesfromvelocity

@cnvandev we'll find out shortly! #VFFS14

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Bjorn at @GroboInc said his pitch would be... different. So far I'm quite impressed. The main uniqueness seems to be the slides... #VFFS14

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"I already feel really bad for the judges..." ~ MC @mikekirkup, only 4 pitches into #VFFS14

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Sitting here at #VFFS14 wishing I'd started tallying how many photos in slides were taken in the #UWaterloo E5 pedway/tunnel...

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Giant yellow cheque for the #VFFS14 hardware prize! #SoFancy

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Retweeted @cnvandev

"I already feel bad for the judges!" I did, but then I remembered today was literally rich judges throwing $25k at people. #V…

Retweeted @cnvandev

Grobo is hitting the Helvetica Bold pretty hard recently. #VFFS14 #scenesfromvelocity

The phrase "I suck at this" isn't even a truthfullifiable statement...

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.@GoogleKeep I <3 voicenotes feature but am frustrated: I can't do more than one rec/note but if I pause for half a sec it stops the rec.

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Just got free tickets from @Centre_Square! #ChristmasInJuly

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Bacon & pulled pork poutine on sweet potato fries. This. This is what I needed. @firkintannery

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Retweeted @felixsalmon

And even Oxfam’s actual estimate is really stupid blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2…

Feeling the irony as I urgently try to get the text "Focus on what's important" to show up in gradiented colors.

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Duty-free: where you pay taxes to the airport instead of the government.

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YYZ ✈ SFO

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