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January 2015

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22 retweets
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Retweeted @YearlyAwards

There was a lot of competition but @Malcolm_Ocean snagged the Yearly for Most Queer Tweeter of 2014!

Commit messages with ಠ_ಠ in them.

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@actionablebooks it's related to internationalization... but you'll want ones without a /en-ca/ or whatever to redirect :)

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Retweeted @lawblob

this series really ran out of steam after the second book

#outofcontext: "Did you just say dijon hangers? I love barenaked ladies!"

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Am listening to an album composed entirely of mashups of Gangnam style with different Linkin Park songs. 2015, wat r u doin. 2015, stahp.

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Naming test users after fictional characters: even funner when testing the invite-friend-as-accountability-partner feature. @CompliceGoals

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Retweeted @JustinRaimondo

Britain is fast becoming a nightmarish dystopia telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/te… via @RichardWellings

Hit it and Quidditch.

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Retweeted @sebastmarsh

"‘Free Holiday Inn Club Vacation’; Or, A Story About Bamboozlement as a Sales Qualifying Tool” medium.com/@sebastmarsh/f…

Replying to Sebastian Marshall @sebastmarsh ·

"‘Free Holiday Inn Club Vacation’; Or, A Story About Bamboozlement as a Sales Qualifying Tool” medium.com/@sebastmarsh/f…

@sebastmarsh This is the same reason why spam messages have such obvious red flags. So that anyone who'd bail later won't even reply.

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Google Search Trends Trends shows you graphs over time of how often people look up search trends for a given keyword.

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YHZ ✈ YTZ on @PorterAirlines

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"@McKinsey is a consulting company that tries to predict the future sometimes" — my Computational Neuroscience prof

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Retweeted @ModelViewMedia

Our 2015 subscription drive is open now! Subscribe to Model View Culture to support independent tech media today: https…

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Retweeted @normative

#NotAllMen RT @danielmorrison: Watched Frozen because of the weather. Noticed this gem deep in the credits. …

Replying to Ryan Hoover @rrhoover ·

♫ Lana Del Rey - Young and Beautiful mindie.co/c/rlhjmfiLCE2y

@rrhoover Man, really hoped that would just loop perfectly. Would nicely contrast the notion of aging... cc @AndrewWach

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Retweeted @bmndr

Precommit loudly and beemind everything. j.mp/1cBiUQZ

What is the opposite of "facilitate"? As in, to make difficult. "Diffacilitate"? cc @undiction

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Replying to @UNDICTION

@undiction hmm, that seems more direct than "facilitate" though... like "some environments facilitate working, while others ________ it."

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On behalf of humanity, I will fight for your sanity. ...how profound such profanity can be...

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Replying to Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner ·

For a comic: If value of sex is X and odds of getting sex from a pickup line is Y, is it correct to say expected value of pickup line = XY?

@ZachWeiner There's a "What to expect when you're expecting" joke in here, eventually. Assuming the pickup line works and the condom doesn't

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When you're approaching a deadline and the large number of completed pomodoros fills you with dread, rather than satisfaction.

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Commonsense principles.

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Replying to slidr.io @slidrio ·

Check out our awesome fan shop 🎉 teespring.com/stores/slidrio

@slidrio FYI This is still a pinned tweet but your store doesn't have any available products (I was just curious, not planning to buy)

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What month were you born? #FiveWordsToRuinADate malcolmocean.com/2013/02/astrol…

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@jacobwyke Dude, your site makes it look like you did nothing last year :O "In 2014, I have yet to do anything worth mentioning."

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I had to take "a brief" off of my blog post title when I realized that while it had only taken an hour, it was >1100 words.

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I love chocolate and also variety. I wonder how much chocolate (ice cream, say) I'd have to eat before I'd opt for vanilla.

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Retweeted @df07

In honor of Winter Bash (winterbash2014.stackexchange.com), hats required for today's hangout beer bash. Also, we're hiring. …

Replying to @nihilsupernum

@nihilsupernum I mean, I guess maybe 1000 words is fairly brief for a rant lol. I guess, I had expected it to end up <500w, so...

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Hmm, @RachelKeyWord, "Social Media Specialist at @KeyWordRoom" followed me right after I tweeted about chocolate ice cream. Curious...

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@trak_io I'm hoping that there's still a smaller plan for my early stage startup :) At any rate, you might want to tweak that article...

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TIL: Cisco is a clipped version of San Francisco. I mean, of course it is. But I never... I didn't... firstround.com/article/positi… via @firstround

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Replying to Alicorn @luminousalicorn ·

@Malcolm_Ocean Isn't the right way to handle this to eat chocolate with various mix-ins, and also vanilla with chocolate sauce or mix-ins?

@luminousalicorn Oh totally, from an optimization perspective. I'm just wondering like, when would my marginal variety pref trump choc pref?

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Retweeted @amcafee

Sage career advice from Hal Varian: "Be an expensive complement (stats knowhow) to something that's getting cheaper (data)"

My best RTs this week came from: @GreatAndRandom @leanHOSTweb #thankSAll via sumall.com/thankyou

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How I did on Twitter this week: 2 Retweets, 430 Retweet Reach, 8 Favorited. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

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When a remix removes everything you like about a song.

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Replying to The Festival Guy @TheFestivalGuy ·

@Malcolm_Ocean @thefestivalgirl We do . It would be nice if our paths crossed more though.

@TheFestivalGuy @thefestivalgirl Aww, yay! Now waiting for there to be a @TheFestivalGenderqueer.

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Retweeted @sharkminimalist

Everyone is always like "hairless cats are so creepy" "hairless bears are so creepy." You are a hairless primate and t…

The first rule of #SEHackDay, in case you'd forgotten, is: You *must* tweet about #SEHackDay. (I'm at #SEHackDay)

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Retweeted @Hatcrab

New favorite term: "Katamari dependencies" - @fredhatfull #cusec2015

Hacking on @CompliceGoals at #SEHackDay :)

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Retweeted @MarkOfWords

you won't believe THIS isn't BUTTER

Retweeted @beckylovesbooks

This pupil runs an illegal library for banned books at his school. What a cool kid #bannedbooks

Retweeted @Hatcrab

@Malcolm_Ocean @uWaterlooSE also, it appears http://151.227.53.142/ is actually a teapot (slightly taped to a netbook)

@psobot Your sehacky github repo still links to sehackday.com, when I think the address is now se.hackday.ca

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Replying to Peter Sobot @psobot ·

@Malcolm_Ocean pull request?

@psobot I think it's in the github settings, not the code.

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@Hall how do I get rid of the icon your linux desktop app places in the top-left corner?

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Test tweet: I love growth hacking, startups, and growing my social media following. Also ctt.ec/1wSne+ they're cool =)

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What are the habits that make you most effective? I want to steal them. Okay, share them. malcolmocean.com/2015/01/announ…

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Commits that are literally one character. (http→https)

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Replying to Jon Ruiz @jonruizmota ·

my tumblr is just pictures of solange, frank ocean, and malcolm x on rotation.

@hashtagjonruiz Yo, add some pictures of Malcolm Ocean :P (I just found this tweet by searching my name lol)

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Retweeted @AaronGertler

@malcolmocean is better at walking down the street than we are, but I took his advice and had a great time! …

@SamuelHulick I nearly bailed on the useronboard.com/training page when I thought that the cheapest offer was $250. Thought you'd want to know

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Retweeted @beemuvi

There can be only one (gmailzero goal)! If you try to create 2nd: warning, redirect to existing one (even if archived) HT @Mal…

My best RTs this week came from: @jenniferMarket @Jaywessman95 @MarkBandamen #thankSAll via sumall.com/thankyou

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How I did on Twitter this week: 2 Mentions, 548 Mention Reach, 20 Retweets. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

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Retweeted @BiasOfEstimator

Do you want to build a steel man?

Speaker at #LarryAtGreenHouse: who wants to change the world? Audience members not on their phones: *put hands up* Speaker: so few of you?

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Fourth row back, center at #LarryAtGreenHouse . Close enough for a thump on my desk? We'll see :)

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#LarryAtGreenHouse "but why, when students come to my office, do they come in couples? I do couples' therapy! Couples' career counselling!"

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Retweeted @SonEger

I'm going to make you intellectually or emotionally uncomfortable. #larryatgreenhouse

"On the day when your phone does everything, including toasting your grilled cheese... on *that happy day*..." #LarryAtGreenHouse

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"If u start with assumptions like 'ppl are unchangeable' or 'culture is unchangeable", it'll be hard to change the world" #LarryAtGreenHouse

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Retweeted @MicheleGelle

Exactly how I feel about error messages.. RT@monkbent: That...was unexpected. bloomberg.com/404

@susanfishy Absolutely! Didn't get this tweet til now since my phone died. Just sent you an email :)

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I <3 @anagramatron

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Retweeted @brainpicker

Such lovely vintage ads for libraries and reading buff.ly/1A2w9v5

Retweeted @ramez

GMO food safety is the single issue where public opinion diverges most from scientific opinion pewinternet.org/2015/01/29/pub… http://t.c…

@vidyard Sure, brains have GPUs for really fast visual processing, but we don't *understand* things 600,000 faster.

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The place thoughts go when they aren't being thunk.

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Seriously, no A/B testing service offers multipage/funnel at a starter pricing level? That seems like a basic feature. @Optimizely @Wingify

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Replying to Optimizely @Optimizely ·

@Malcolm_Ocean though this isn't in our free plan, our enterprise plans are customizable based on your needs.

@Optimizely Right, sure. But like, this seems like one of the most basic things that I would want, over tons of other features.

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@SohoTechTraing Hey, your page has a redirect loop! I can't load sohotechtraining.com

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Some of my most productive days are when I just switch to now-do-this mode & follow my own advice. <3 complice.co @CompliceGoals

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Says @Ted_Livingston on staying motivated: always be building momentum #KikHackathon 1. make something & show someone 2. hire a coop student

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