February 2015

Wow, people at #KikHackathon tryna compete with @CompliceGoals :P

Feb 1, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

How I did on Twitter this week: 1 Mentions, 694 Mention Reach, 3 Retweets. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Feb 3, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My best RTs this week came from: @GreatAndRandom @CompliceGoals #thankSAll via sumall.com/thankyou

Feb 3, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Me: *cleaning ear with finger* #TagTime: "What are you doing right now?" Me: "uhh... thinking! thinking, totally thinking, yup!" cc @bmndr

Feb 4, 2015 1 like 1 RT

#ShowerThoughts: A sun salutation is like a zen burpie.

Feb 4, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

"Thats right, I verbified “offline.” Yes, I verbified “verb.” Feel free to inbox me grammar complaints that I’ll trashinate." ~@jaffathecake

Feb 4, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Imagine an AI in the process of learning to manipulate the physical instrument that is a guitar in such a way that it makes music come out.

Feb 4, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Prof: "So for this next exercise, you'll have to think like a neuron." > "Don't we already do that?" P: "You think like lots of neurons."

Feb 5, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Whaaaaat, wikipedia is down.

Feb 5, 2015 1 like 1 RT

Do you guys offer referral bonuses? I tell a lot of people about you :)

Feb 5, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

After reading Permutation City by Greg Egan, the act of duplicating a powerpoint slide with a human face on it felt kind of weird.

Feb 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My best RTs this week came from: @R_Sonneveld @GreatAndRandom #thankSAll via sumall.com/thankyou

Feb 10, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

How I did on Twitter this week: 2 New Followers, 2 Retweets, 2.42K Retweet Reach. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Feb 10, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

I measure my fitness in decibels. ...the volume I can get when I make a washboard sound on my abs.

Feb 11, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Just uninstalled @Whisper. The dopamine was okay, but as far as I can tell there's nobody interesting on there.

Feb 11, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Just sent :-^ instead of :-* Yup, that's me. I don't even know what...

Feb 12, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Currently listening to "Best Mashup Mix Vol. 5" I love how you can just stick "best" in front of anything you make.

Feb 12, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Headline in my @Medium newsletter: "Ten Things You Need to Know About Tapirs" NO. No. No, no no. There are not ten such things. Gtfo.

Feb 14, 2015 3 likes 1 RT

Man, @hnshah does SO MANY product testimonials. Is there a master list somewhere of all of the products he loves?

Feb 15, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

TIL: The etymology of "cookie" probably doesn't have anything to do with that of the word "cook". (it's more of a diminutive of "cake")

Feb 16, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

I'd like to thank Infected Mushroom, for making every day feel like a boss battle.

Feb 16, 2015 2 likes 0 RTs

Not all those who wander are lust.

Feb 16, 2015 1 like 1 RT

How I did on Twitter this week: 8 New Followers, 1 Mentions, 26K Mention Reach, 3 Retweets. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Feb 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My best RTs this week came from: @UnnamedEntity @SamRetaFraser #thankSAll via sumall.com/thankyou

Feb 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Using @Firefox to buy @BManTickets because I can't trust @GoogleChrome not to crash.

Feb 18, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

I unreservedly love the cyberpunk aesthetic. youtube.com/watch?v=F80FsZ…

Feb 20, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Just used a @Harrys razor for the first time. Honestly not that impressed. I cut myself a few times. Is there some special technique?

Feb 20, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

#NowPlaying rac.fm @RAC

Feb 20, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

"Do you see a vase or a face?" "I see an optical illusion."

Feb 21, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

I'm tweeting from the command line. How cool is that? (github.com/sferik/t)

Feb 22, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Delighted to be the 1,034th backer on @BackerKit for Nevermind: Biofeedback Horror... | Thx @NevermindGame! nevermind.backerkit.com/hosted_preorde…

Feb 24, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Do-do, do-do-do... phenomenon.

Feb 24, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My neuroscience prof: "Let's all do parallax." *moves side to side* "...okay, enough parallax."

Feb 24, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

TIL: press ctrl+space in gmail's text-editor and it will unformat whatever text is selected.

Feb 24, 2015 2 likes 1 RT

How I did on Twitter this week: 1 Mentions, 263 Mention Reach, 3 Favorited. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Feb 24, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Why are there not more ads in front of elevators? Particularly slow ones.

Feb 25, 2015 0 likes 1 RT

People with '97' in their emails. They used to not have emails.

Feb 25, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

About to cite @Skeelo_MusiK in this philosophy paper. It's a good day. #IWish

Feb 26, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

So many metaphors mixed into one line: "Cut the chain of lies you've been feeding my veins" (from @Infected Mushroom's Saeed)

Feb 26, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

The temptation to fudge the "Accessed on" dates in my bibliography so the prof won't know I wrote the essay predominantly in the final 6h.

Feb 26, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Weighing in on the dress debate is made much harder by my reluctance to take off my @uvexsafetygroup blue blocker melatonin-friendly glasses

Feb 27, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

@intercomstatus I think the app is down.

Feb 27, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Pretty sure that (everyMustRead×timeToReadIt)÷humanLifespan > 1 Same for must-watches.

Feb 27, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

\V/,

Feb 27, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Congrats @McKinsey! Google's overzealous algorithm thinks you're synonymous with "Visionaries". Also "hike".

Feb 28, 2015 1 like 1 RT

Whoa, @playfm is all pretty now!!

Feb 28, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs