March 2015 — Malcolm Ocean’s tweets

@UnnamedEntity Well, I also get to build whatever features I want... something I don't like about Complice? Not anymore!

Mar 1, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

@s0h4m Hey, I love Skyro! It'd be awesome if you integrated with the @PressyButton so that I can record without even touching my screen :)

Mar 1, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @RepUnderwoodSC

Don't come to my house and kiss my wife while singing the tune from Tetris.

Mar 2, 2015

Replying to Francis J. Underwood @RepUnderwoodSC · Mar 2, 2015

Don't come to my house and kiss my wife while singing the tune from Tetris.

.@RepUnderwoodSC ...on second thought that would actually be delightfully surreal.

Mar 2, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @branofraisin

The set of all overly excited people who cannot contain themselves.

Mar 2, 2015

How I did on Twitter this week: 12 Mentions, 265 Mention Reach, 14 Retweets. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Mar 3, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Things I'd want to master if I had infinite time: cardboard box design.

Mar 4, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @chiaracokieng

Hey @Malcolm_Ocean just published blog.sohelpful.io/blog/how-to-do… the story behind why we started doing Concierge Onboarding

Mar 4, 2015

"It buys cellular data wholesale from Sprint" ... what a weird phrase. slate.com/articles/techn…

Mar 4, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @BringingOrder

How did I not know about this? #SpockingFives bit.ly/1zOxMaV

Mar 5, 2015

I too like to live strangerously.

Mar 5, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

I hate how quickly dust & hair builds up on my floor... I want nanobots that just go around and... no. no, I don't want that... I regret ev—

Mar 5, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Btw, @ttunguz, I ctrl+clicked on a read-next link at post bottom, & while it worked, it also messed up the current tab.

Mar 6, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @k_arin

.@ktrivs @ohmygoshna this has to be the most beautiful tweet I've seen since October

Mar 6, 2015

Just *slightly* misheard lyrics. @Infected Mushroom: "change the formality and everything about it people killing people for... reasons."

Mar 6, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @pomeranian99

Samuel Pepys was unsettled by how often he checked his wearable, back in 1665: niemanlab.org/2015/03/the-ne… (@_jackriley) http:…

Mar 6, 2015

Retweeted @REGcharity

Part I of a little blog post series on #rationality and rational decision-making: reg-charity.org/rationality-i/

Mar 6, 2015

Kinda random: there's at least one place where you can go due east and have the timezone shift back an hour.

Mar 7, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @ValaAfshar

There are people who would love to have your bad days.

Mar 7, 2015

Replying to Peter Sobot @psobot · Mar 7, 2015

@Malcolm_Ocean It's like you can see my private Evernotes or something

@psobot I just... a lot of mashups.

Mar 7, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to Peter Sobot @psobot · Mar 7, 2015

@Malcolm_Ocean It's like you can see my private Evernotes or something

@psobot Oh man, speaking of mashups, I told you the story of my night at BootieSF when @DJsFromMars played, yeah? If not, remindme next hang

Mar 7, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Those times when you're debugging and you think you're going crazy.

Mar 7, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

.@ahouse314 ... (╯°□°)╯︵ sǝuozǝɯıʇ

Mar 8, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to Alexey Guzey @alexeyguzey · Mar 8, 2015

@Malcolm_Ocean more timezones trivia: youtu.be/uW6QqcmCfm8

@rationalnoodles Wow this actually turned out to be super helpful... I had a bug and was like "oh, it's b/c this aussie just went off 1/2h"

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

There's a meaningful sense in which "there's a meaningful sense in which" is kind of meaningless. Yet I find myself saying it a lot.

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to landronron sim @ronroninabox · Mar 7, 2015

@TerranceKwok bob swagat and the swaggatrons

@ronroninabox @TerranceKwok where ma swagat?

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My new #exhaustionworkout: @Pendulum's Propane Nightmares. High knees during the verses, burpees in sync to the dunDUNDUN–dunDUNᵈᵘᶰDUN.

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to @ArnoldNesis

@ArnoldNesis It would help a lot if you spelled my name right. I mean, spelling it wrong makes it clear you're not a bot, but yeah...

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

The hours lost to daylight savings time, not in the "we changed the clock" sense but in the "why is my code broken?" sense.

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @vgr

This is all very confusing. Apple is now a jewerly company, Microsoft is the new Apple, Google is the new Microsoft, Uber is the n…

Mar 9, 2015

Replying to Venkatesh Rao ☀️ @vgr · Mar 9, 2015

Fun fact. The first popular wristwatches of the 1890s-1910s only worked if you also had a pocket watch on you.

@vgr Orly? Why?

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to @ArnoldNesis

@ArnoldNesis Do you have a link to any of the audio on its own? As I said, I don't game much, but I'd love to listen.

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to Susie Kim @supersiemmetry · Mar 9, 2015

Crazy busy Sunday with three meetings back to back. I keep forgetting that I'm a college senior taking 5 major courses… #fivejoblife

@susiemielekim I built @CompliceGoals for people like you. Would be really curious to see if it can help you stay on top of things :)

Mar 9, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

2015-03-09 #headlinejournal: Frustrated by @intercom still not quite working for onboarding emails, Malcolm did some highvalue software dev.

Mar 10, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

I'm starting a new project #HeadlineJournal where my nightly journal entry is a single third-person headline describing my day.

Mar 10, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @ev

The Internet is Rigged—@davepell medium.com/p/the-internet…

Mar 10, 2015

How I did on Twitter this week: 15 Mentions, 457 Mention Reach, 5 Favorited. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/profile/twitte…

Mar 10, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @paulg

"Do you want to sell gold watches for the rest of your life or do you want to come with me and change the world?"

Mar 11, 2015

Replying to @luciofm

@luciofm @kadavy Seriously? When I become king, the patent office...

Mar 11, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

I like how when you comment on @lifehacker, they make it clear that you're replying to the author of the post. Not just to ~~the internet~~

Mar 11, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Reverse egg.

Mar 11, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to @tahnok

@tahnok details: egg was premixed in a bowl, thrown in with burner at 6, raised to 7 immediately. Prolly not consistent. Plz report findings

Mar 11, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Gah, soundcloud and google analytics both have whitespace that is actually a button. So annoying. I click whitespace to focus windows etc.

Mar 12, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

People you think of much but don't think much of.

Mar 12, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Replying to Chander ரமேஷ் @chander · Mar 12, 2015

@Malcolm_Ocean command tab?

@chander I mean there are other ways. But the point is that LARGE BLANK SPOTS shouldn't do things.

Mar 12, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @CloneOfSnow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sufficiently advanced magic Is indistinguishable from you.

Mar 12, 2015

At least 80% of our estimates are really conservative. [citation needed]

Mar 14, 2015 0 likes 1 RT

Retweeted @superlativeish

If mental systems one and two Cannot agree on point of view, Solution there, it seems to me, Is to create a System Thre…

Mar 15, 2015

#MakeATvShowTasty Orphan Black Cherry

Mar 16, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @donovanable

Monday Miscellany: Value, Vocabulary, Voices wp.me/p3fMP3-q3

Mar 16, 2015

Retweeted @terryandrob

Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night.

Mar 16, 2015

Retweeted @terryandrob

The End.

Mar 16, 2015

Did I tweet something funny? A bunch of comedians have recently followed me.

Mar 16, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

I've never metacontrarian I didn't disagree with on some level.

Mar 16, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

What time is it? Time to win an Apple Watch from @hall! ❤️⌚ #HallerForAWatch bit.ly/1HWm7vT

Mar 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to Citivate @citivate · Mar 17, 2015

@nslater @Malcolm_Ocean haha thank you! I'll check back on it later :)

@citivate @nslater Let me know if/when you find anything. Maybe they took the live demo down because of server costs?

Mar 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Why giving humans bug reports is easier than giving them feature suggestions malcolmocean.com/2015/03/human-…

Mar 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

How I did on Twitter this week: 5 New Followers, 7 Mentions, 1 Retweets, 141 Retweet Reach. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/profile/twitte…

Mar 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My brain's earworm module has invented a mashup between @KygoMusic remix of Sheeran's cover of No Diggity w/ @PrettyLights' AiminAtYourHead.

Mar 17, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @RyanHoliday

We are not in control of pain. No matter how hard we try. Not of the cause or the duration—only the response.

Mar 18, 2015

Awww, Android 5.1 doesn't even ship with a new animation? Come *on!*.

Mar 18, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

So far the only real difference I'm noticing with Android 5.1 is that the green color of the Hangouts app is a little bluer.

Mar 19, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to @SamRetaFraser

@SamRetaFraser Right?! :D What do you use these days?

Mar 19, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Headline "Maps have been lying to you your entire life". Correction: maps have been not-the-territory for your entire life.

Mar 19, 2015 0 likes 1 RT

Retweeted @rjgoodin

@Malcolm_Ocean Become a cartographer. Then maps *are* your territory.

Mar 19, 2015

Welcome to 2015 meetings, where "let's talk about this offline" means "let's talk about this online."

Mar 19, 2015 2 likes 3 RTs

Retweeted @noahlt

I've been learning to enjoy being convinced to change my mind, because it means I learned something I might not have learned on…

Mar 19, 2015

Replying to Element Of Page @ElementOfPage · Mar 14, 2015

Weird Sun Twitter. Normal Human Twitter. Normal Sun Twitter?

@ElementOfPage I'm hanging out on Weird Human Twitter and it's pretty great.

Mar 20, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @MicroConf

The Product Spectrum buff.ly/1AoD7H6 by @sachagreif

Mar 21, 2015

Replying to MicroConf @MicroConf · Apr 23, 2014

RT @joshaledgard: Is your product better today than it was yesterday? #microconf

@MicroConf @joshaledgard Sounds to me like User Visible Improvements! Concept: blog.beeminder.com/uvi Mine: @compluvi

Mar 21, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

@Calm I'm not seeing a way to toggle the music anymore... am I missing it?

Mar 24, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

My best RTs this week came from: @UnnamedEntity @_logik #thankSAll Who were yours? sumall.com/thankyou

Mar 24, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

How I did on Twitter this week: 8 Mentions, 4 Retweets, 6.77K Retweet Reach, 3 Favorited. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Mar 24, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @TEDFellow

The first baby coral is born in the lab: bit.ly/1Ey3o93

Mar 25, 2015

.@JasonSilva is one of the only people compared to whom I feel relatively unexcited. So much enthusiasm! :D

Mar 25, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

@FlowGenome I felt like your profiler was super narrow. I have a ton of DeepThinker flow when coding, but also physical flow when dancing.

Mar 25, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Replying to @Playfulchimp

@patrickruhland3 On a good day, 4-5 pomos towards whatever my most important thing of the day is. #selfmademorningperson You?

Mar 25, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Retweeted @BloonStudios

These solar eclipse pictures are stunning! RT this if you love the universe 🎑

Mar 26, 2015

Here at the last #VelocityFund before I graduate. Might come back after though :)

Mar 26, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

Cardinote does the first pitch at the #VelocityFund $25k. Obvious winner. But from past experience, I know the other 9 will be too...

Mar 26, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

@PoutApp has a goat as an employee? Jealous!! I want a goat to work for @CompliceGoals. Any goats for hire? #VelocityFund

Mar 26, 2015 3 likes 0 RTs

Wow @Suncayr. Congrats so hard on the James Dyson recognition. @JDF #VelocityFund

Mar 26, 2015 1 like 0 RTs

3/3 guesses right. come on cardinote, I want the hammock #VelocityFund

Mar 26, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

So proud of @Suncayr and @TheVitameter from my ECoop cohort! Both just won $25k! #VelocityFund

Mar 26, 2015 1 like 1 RT

Retweeted @rottytooth

"negentropy, negative entropy, syntropy, extropy or entaxy, of a living system is the entropy that it exports to keep its o…

Mar 29, 2015

Hmm, just noticed via my Bookantt chart that the only books I've finished this year have either been audio or fiction malcolmocean.com/bookreading

Mar 29, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Man, my bose earbuds are broken, and while the lack of noise-cancellation is getting to me, what gets me more is how THEY ALL FALL OUT (⋟﹏⋞)

Mar 31, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @pomeranian99

Or maybe the @hp printer is making a statement, with these blank pages? "Nothing is worth printing. There is no meaning. …

Mar 31, 2015

Replying to Clive Thompson @pomeranian99 · Mar 31, 2015

.@madge707 I know, I'm starting to think this @hp malfunction is some subtle stuff. Like the long empty pauses in a play by Harold Pinter.

@pomeranian99 @madge707 Conspiracy? @HP is the initials of both Hewlett-Packard & Harold Pinter. "Pinter" is like "Printer" without the R.

Mar 31, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

Retweeted @null_fruit

BRIDGE 0100: Here, your skin is fully reflective. Cuddling lovers are lost in an ouroborotic hall of mirrors & find themsel…

Mar 31, 2015

Retweeted @voidshaper

@null_fruit I think I just had a small neologasm

Mar 31, 2015

My best RTs this week came from: @patrickruhland3 @berryvic #thankSAll Who were yours? sumall.com/thankyou

Mar 31, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs

How I did on Twitter this week: 4 New Followers, 3 Mentions, 2 Retweets. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek

Mar 31, 2015 0 likes 0 RTs